About the Boppy!!

Okay, this is all being written with the understanding that I know my mommy and daddy are the greatest. They take care of me like nothing else and I should never complain. But this has to be brought out into the open. So for the last several months, I have enjoyed a very leisurely pace at taking my boppy. While I am not all that demanding, I require one about every three hours and usually want it filled all the way to the "6". So far, so good!! That is until this morning. To set the scene, you have to know that I think my mommy gets up at 4:30 or so to get ready for work and to give me the boppy before I go play with my friends at daycare. As far as I am concerned, this was working well. I was getting up at 5 and eating until 6 and then we left. What I never understood was all the commenting my mommy was doing in the front seat as the car would go then stop, then go then stop. She keeps saying something about traffic, I keep saying WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Anyway, her and daddy somehow decided (without my input) to make changes that ensured my mommy left even earlier so as to not supposedly get stuck in this traffic. So where do I come in? Thanks for asking. This brings us to the boppy. For the longest time I have had a pretty slow steady stream come out of the nipple, we will call it a "manageable" stream. This morning, that all changed. Today, it felt like I was being fed with a fire hose. They call it "Stage Two" nipples, I call it WAY TOOOO FAST!!!. Mommy and daddy seemed somewhat frustrated when most of what they were feeding me was ending up on my bib. What are they thinking? They did cheer some when they were able to leave 15 minutes earlier, and while I am not aware of any traffic (mostly due to my trying to figure out what just happened) they seemed happy. Well, I got some news for you mommy and daddy, you have not yet begun to see a mess like I will produce if you keep wanting to cut into my boppy time. Boppy time is very precious to me and I will take as much of it as I want.

Gracie


Oh how I love to be naked!!!